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I’m not easily creeped out by bugs or rodents. Cockroaches rarely give me the heebie-jeebies, and the willies generally avoid me unless the spider is especially large. Sightings of mice bring on nary a shiver — I think they’re cute. And bats? No big whoop. They’re little acrobats, furry and adorable, diving and swooping through our neighborhood each evening.
But somewhere in my house tonight there lurks a spider. It is black and hairy, and well over an inch long. I assure you I’m not exaggerating, because although I did not have the chance to kill the beast, somehow I managed to measure it. It so impressed me that I even pulled out my camera and snapped a few (very blurry) shots as it crawled across the vaulted ceiling of our family room, then described it in detail over the phone when my brother called. The moment I hung up I set about dealing with it, broom in hand to brush it off the ceiling, heavy shoes on my feet to stomp it lest it survive the banging bristles.
Only to find that it had crawled into a crevice I could not reach.
I decided to wait it out. I made breakfast, took a shower, surfed the internet. And then I looked up again, and this time it was gone.
Everywhere I go, I picture the giant creature crawling out between the cushions on which I sit, rappelling onto my neck from a corner of the ceiling, scuttling out from behind the flour when I reach into the pantry for dinner supplies. And judging by the crawling skin on my back at the very thought of the hairy monster lying in wait, I am apparently not immune to the jitters after all.
Update: Did a little research before bed. (Yeah, bad idea. I know. Google Images + Big, Hairy, Fugitive Spiders do not make for sweet dreams.) At any rate, I think it’s a wolf spider. Aren’t they lovely? Don’t you wish you had one hiding in your house right now, lying in wait for you to go to bed so that it can come out and do whatever wolf spiders do their sleeping victims?
January 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
that is NOT a friendly-looking spider — or is that an oxymoron?
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 am
“Rappelling onto my neck”–what a creepy, creepy thought. (Love the line though!)
Good luck in your spider hunt! (Better you than me!)
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:37 am
I had one land on my leg while cleaning… I screamed so loud and long, I lost my voice for three days!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 am
aaah. the wolf spider. I was once called to my girlfriends to deal with one that had so totally freaked her out. Even after donning spider-getting- gear which consisted of many layers of various clothing from her coat closet I couldn’t stuff my own heebie-jeebies and we had to call in her mother to help.
You are infinitely braver than I.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:48 am
Since this was written last night, please sign in Caryn.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Slouching Mom, that’s why I had the willies. It looked like it wanted to eat someone–probably one of my cats, but I could have been its target, too.
Thanks, Barrie! Glad you liked it. That’s what creeped me out the most–the thought of it landing on me and me not even knowing. I kept thinking I felt it crawling across my skin.
LOL, Tink! I can see why–it wasn’t just the spider, I’m sure, but the surprise of its suddenly being their.
Sarah, after seeing that sucker I so can’t blame you! Her mother is bravest of all–assuming she killed the thing?
I’m here, Larramie! Thanks for checking. It made me smile.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I don’t like spiders, but big ones give me the willies.
So, did you find it?
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Not yet, Dru! And I’m even sitting in a chair that’s almost directly under where the thing was last seen.
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
All I can say is “Ick Ick Icky Ick!!!”
Umm, and sweet dreams.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Spiders suck. We have tons of them in the beautiful PNW and I have no problem crunching them up. Thanks for stopping by my blog!
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
shudders……
We get these giant spiders here and I loathe them. I think the feeling is mutual.
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:02 am
One thing that really freaked me out about moving to Austraila was the thought of all those huge scary spiders – thankfully not too many have jumped out at me so far! The worse thing I discovered was that cockroaches can FLY – I nearly died when one zoomed right into my face. URGH!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
I had a cockroach do this to me–I absolutely hate them. I had one caught behind the office desk and had to get the boys to school. I looked as soon as I came back, and it was gone–but where? Ew ew ew!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:47 am
Here’s what you do: Tie a medium-sized goat to a stake underneath the spider’s lair. When the spider emerges to take the braying bait, drop a hunting net on the arachnid and subdue it with tranquilizer darts. Or an elephant gun.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
yikes!! that is creepy. i’ve got my fingers crossed that you’ve smushed him by now and can sleep easy.
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Thanks, Sassy Pants! Actually, I slept well the night of, but not so well last night. Think I can blame the full moon for that one, though.
Yay, Anti-Wife! Always nice to meet someone else who has no compunction about killing spiders. No carrying them outside for me, no way!
Eileen, I wouldn’t be surprised. Some of them do just seem to hate the whole world.
Christina, I don’t mind cockroaches, but I can’t imagine how much I would detest them if they flew! Ick!
Oh, Alyssa! I hope you find it very soon.
LOL, Allan! Thanks for the smile, even if the solution isn’t totally workable. (It’s the goat, you see. I’m afraid it’ll pee on the carpet…
Thanks, Emily! Unfortunately, no dice. I get shivers every time I go into that room, and I’ve looked everywhere, but it’s still GONE!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
my sister hates spider, but those creepy crawly things will send your bodyhairs in a boing in second. but no googling about them at ight – the bed bugs might actually bite!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Ew. We used to get wolf spiders all the time at my parents house. Your post made me lift my feet off the ground just in case your guest had somehow managed to make it’s way to BC and into my apartment and under my chair. Totally feasible. Really.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Eeeewwwww, I detest bugs, but especially spiders! We get those big brown spiders in the Pacific NW area. And I swear, those creepers appear out of no where when you least expect it. Shudder. I own one of those contraptions you leave plugged into the wall that’s supposed to send out some kind of sonar waves (or something like that) through the walls that is meant to deter rodents and bugs from hanging around. I know it sounds silly, but I swear my spider sightings have been drastically reduced throughout the year since I started using that thing.
Hey, whatever works, right?
Christina
January 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
77free, I LOVE the description–”send your body hairs in a boing in a second”. It’s so true, too.
Sorry, Courtney! I should be more compassionate, because I know that had I read about spiders on someone else’s blog I’d be looking for them here, too.
Christina, I MUST look into one of those! We also get black widows here. Although I haven’t seen any in my house (yet!) we had them often in my old house.They gave me the all-over shivers more than anything ever has.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
The skin on my neck was crawling while I was reading. Ew. I definitely should not have clicked on the links to see the pictures. lol
January 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’m so repulsed by spiders I can’t even kill them! And one of my worst experiences was finding white spiders with dark-red markings, in my garden! I couldn’t bring myself to find out what type they are. You are very, very brave.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Sorry, Brenda! At least you followed those links in the afternoon, judging by the time stamp, instead of late in the evening. That would have been even worse, I guarantee it.
Thanks, Mary! I don’t feel like it, though. As for killing spiders, I believe strongly in women’s rights, and I don’t mind killing one but if my husband’s around I also have no problem requesting that he kill the spider instead. He usually complies without complaint.